No Seppuku Allowed

Post Date: 2/25/2005 12:13:15 PM
Mostly from lack of any real message to give, this is also due to my pretty good mood [probably as a result of my night out last night {with Jern & Ray}]. The advice given below can be considered good and true, but I do not necessary give it from personal experience [I stress this last part, I did not learn this advice the hard way]:

  1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
  2. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
  3. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
  4. You should not confuse your career with your life [this one's a little closer to home for me].
  5. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
  6. Never lick a steak knife.
  7. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
  8. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
  9. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
  10. A person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
  11. Your friends love you anyway.
  12. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
  13. Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp them to a pulp until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

I got this list and thought that it had some good advice and truths. It's partially amended and this is not it's enirety, but the good points show.

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