No Seppuku Allowed

Josh  <Review Old Rants>
Post Date: 2/25/2005 12:13:15 PM
Mostly from lack of any real message to give, this is also due to my pretty good mood [probably as a result of my night out last night {with Jern & Ray}]. The advice given below can be considered good and true, but I do not necessary give it from personal experience [I stress this last part, I did not learn this advice the hard way]:

  1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
  2. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
  3. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
  4. You should not confuse your career with your life [this one's a little closer to home for me].
  5. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
  6. Never lick a steak knife.
  7. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
  8. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
  9. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
  10. A person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
  11. Your friends love you anyway.
  12. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
  13. Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp them to a pulp until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

I got this list and thought that it had some good advice and truths. It's partially amended and this is not it's enirety, but the good points show.

Jorge  <Review Old Rants>
Post Date: 3/7/2005 10:55:43 AM

Well I haven't ranted in quite a while, mostly because I haven't been up to sitting in front of my computer and working. Not even my art has seen any attention from me. I guess by now I've gotten my ass off the floor, thanks to support from friends. I'm not completely healed (still have nightmares...), but won't be done in like that ever again. This ronin ninja is staying ronin indefinitely.

It seems that talks about movies and comics have been going round again. It makes me feel good again, at one point those were my biggest hopes. They are comming back, and so has the old Jota, with habits and all. Josh and Jasser have already witnessed the uncomming shower of art, sketches, and designs... Not to mention the continuation of the SAM NIN intro movie, and the animated chibbis.

So I leave you off with the old motto; "No Seppuku allowed"... sanitario all.

Jasser  <Review Old Rants>
Post Date: 4/4/2004 11:03:10 PM
Hey, its first post. Well you guys all know me as the wanna-be samurai, although i think i could beat josh in a duel. I admit though Jorge has me on the drawing thing. haha well later

Dre  <Review Old Rants>
Post Date: 4/27/2008 3:53:38 PM
Hey folks, Josh here. This is a filler message until Dre realizes that he's got an account on the website for ranting. I guess until then, this will remain. I suppose I'll offer up a bit of a more formal introduction. The newest member, in the four odd years since I added the ranting system and only individual to penetrate the original triad, Andres "Dre" Redondo. An artist of sorts, he has been associated with the group for years and has assisted in many inventions, as well as whine about not seeing any changes. Warm welcomes.

We'll find out how often he really checks the site as I don't intend to tell him of this new account and await his request for access to his new account.

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