No Seppuku Allowed

Josh  <Review Old Rants>
Post Date: 7/24/2006 9:36:52 AM
"Morbo is pleased but sticky."

Closing deals everywhere, oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh. Last night I prepared invoices for my clients and I always get a kick out of that 'cause there's no more fun then getting money (right?). I was in a number-crunching mood last night, so I started figuring out what cost what, how much my accounts were running the company, how much each individual invoice costs from creation to client reception. "So I gave the cookies you made to Fawn and the kids, and they couldn't believe it. They were delicious! But I digress. Tremble, puny earthlings! One day my race will destroy you all!"

I do apologize for the Morbo quotes, but after reading Jorge's rant this character's voice resounded in my head.

I'm hoping to get the "big one" finally going by early next month; it's nice to make these big steps. As the colonel says: "I love it when a plan comes together."

I still don't understand the whole painting on denim pants thing, but all I'll say is 'it better be lucrative.'

Jorge  <Review Old Rants>
Post Date: 6/8/2006 10:57:35 PM


My God(huff puff)... Its as if I've been holding my breath (cough)for months...Give me a sec to compose myself.



Ok... I think Im ready...

no wait (coughs a dust bunny the size of a basketball)

Now I'm ready to rant!

Well It has been quite a while and I expected to be full of things to say, other than cough that dust bunny. I guess from going up to Ocala with Josh and killing a bunch of strangers in paintball, not much really has happened.

Comic wise you ask? Well I came today to show Josh the first official strip (It came to me in a dream, well not really I just liked the panels and it was well done compared to other crap I've made- IT SATISFIED ME OK!? Any who, why am I still writing in the bubble?)... Now I forgot what I paused for, I'll just go back and re-read it... Oh right, I went to Josh's house to show him the "official strip". I go inside and his dining room table is full of his stuff. He's apparently cleaning out his room, but what isn't seen here on the site is how bad that room looked. He had the whole table full when I got there, but when I went into his room it hadn't changed much. So anyways back to the comic. Its drawn.

Now I just have to draw the seperate panels then its ready for viewing. The next few pages are also in effect. Dre should be happy.

Jorge's concern lies in the conditions of the site, but for that your going to have to poke Josh...

POKE HIM I SAY, everyrandom person who happens to find the site interesting enough to read Josh's rant and still by some crazy luck begin to read my rant, and find it coherent enough to read down to the part that I start to talk about POKING Josh... Well you may do so in the form of emailing him until he gets to work on it!!!


I think thats all I wanted to say for now.


Jasser  <Review Old Rants>
Post Date: 8/29/2004 3:34:24 AM
hey josh stop checkin me out...wut u doin lookin at me up and down?? haha nah jk hope u guys are ok, dont work too hard josh its no healthy. just checking in. later

Dre  <Review Old Rants>
Post Date: 4/27/2008 3:53:38 PM
Hey folks, Josh here. This is a filler message until Dre realizes that he's got an account on the website for ranting. I guess until then, this will remain. I suppose I'll offer up a bit of a more formal introduction. The newest member, in the four odd years since I added the ranting system and only individual to penetrate the original triad, Andres "Dre" Redondo. An artist of sorts, he has been associated with the group for years and has assisted in many inventions, as well as whine about not seeing any changes. Warm welcomes.

We'll find out how often he really checks the site as I don't intend to tell him of this new account and await his request for access to his new account.


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